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...sont les deux mamelles du web. Non, je déconne; c'est surtout histoire de titrer racoleur pour un billet inintéressant. En fait, j'ai fait deux tests à la con (c'est ce que je préfère dans les magazines féminins) en ligne et je suis plutot surpris par les résultats.

Socialistic Moderate

51% Liberal, 16% Capitalist, 83% Radical

You scored in the upper half of the Liberal Category. You prefer individualism over community rights although I'm not sure how much due to scoring category restraints. At the very minimum, you could be mainstream American and at the very maximum you could lean libertarian-esque or even towards Anarchism. You scored in the bottom half of the Capitalist category which probably means you're socialist leaning. You lean towards the planning style economy but wouldn't call yourself a Communist. Socialist, perhaps. You scored in the Republican area of the radical line. You probably hate racism but don't necessarily believe in Affirmative Action. Equality, but not at all costs may be applicable. You're a Socialistic Moderate because you believe in socialistic policies, as well as liberal civil rights policies. You aren't extreme in any way, and while you agree there should be equality you aren't sure if it should be forced. You agree with legal equality but you wouldn't call yourself a libertarian.

-- The three variable political test

Je connaissais déjà le test politique à deux variables, que j'ai trouvé plus fiable. Ici les axes me paraissent un peu étranges. Merde quoi, moi, un mainstream American ??? (Je précise que je me considère bel et bien comme libertaire, bien que républicain - on peut viser la société communiste à long terme tout en étant réaliste).

Mostly Innocent

You are 77% pure!

-- The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test

Moi qui me prenais pour un satyre cornu... me voilà bien déçu. Je vous laisse, je vais aller m'inscrire au parti de Christine Boutin.

P.S. juste pour me rassurer...

Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 77% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

• You scored higher than 91% on tit-size
• You scored higher than 72% on ass-size
• You scored higher than 9% on cuteness

-- The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

Celui-ci etait particulièrement stupide, à base de photos retouchées et stéréotypées. Hem.